Things #29-749r:

...things I would say to a boyfriend (if I had a boyfriend) as we lay snuggled within one-another's arms just before we fell asleep...


did i
ever
tell you
about
the time

when
in a sleepy
drunken stupor
i decided to
fry eggs?

i keep
my Silly Putty
in the fridge

the smell
made me
puke

but
it glowed
in the dark

Things #78b:

...things I would say to a boyfriend (if I had a boyfriend) as we lay snuggled within one-another's arms just before we fell asleep...


did i
ever
tell you
about
the time

that i attempted
to defrost
frozen grated cheese
in a microwave?

the end result
was not
the end result
i had hoped 4

Racial Profiling:

Oink, Oink:

In celebration of what's left of the Chinese calendar, I have decided to take pictures all year long of the two piggies around my apartment...

Where's Thomas

Numerous individuals on numerous occassions have made certain numerous remarks comparing me to Waldo. As in, 'Where is.'

On account of the glasses.

I've also been told that I look like Woody Allen and Michael Stipe. I like the REM comparison 'cause he's hot.

Short but hot.

i think
i look
like
a fish

but
i am
not
coy

i am
though
naked

actually
i think
i was
wearing boxers
when i
took this

photograph