Where's Thomas

Numerous individuals on numerous occassions have made certain numerous remarks comparing me to Waldo. As in, 'Where is.'

On account of the glasses.

I've also been told that I look like Woody Allen and Michael Stipe. I like the REM comparison 'cause he's hot.

Short but hot.

i think
i look
like
a fish

but
i am
not
coy

i am
though
naked

actually
i think
i was
wearing boxers
when i
took this

photograph