Thursday, December 27, 2007

Self-Portrait #1

If this were a painting by Whistler, it would probably have a name attached to it like 'Rhapsody in Sepia with Lego on the Back of the Stove. Number Two.'



Yes; That's Lego on the back of my stove.

And Yes; That's a Gumby on the top of my fuse box along with a few other things (including a Kinder-Toy Vespa. I love the Vespa!).

And Yes; I'm 47 and I live alone and you really don't want to see what my shower curtain looks like. Let's just say that's it's goofy, mildly infantile in design in an IKEAesque fashion, but it does the job - it only cost $5 canadian BEFORE parity - at a bargain store so just get over it...

Have a swell day.

...and YES; I carry a pencil-case with me every single day, and I'm proud of it!

And NO; I have never, EVER worn a pocket protector even though I think they are kind of cool and highly practical.

Don't even think about thinking about mentioning the Post-It notes on the kitchen cupboard doors or I'll have to take you out back and...

Okay, I'm done.

www.Post-It.com

...I DARE you and YES I have not only checked the God Damned Link but, if you have to know, I visit their site on a regular basis, 'cause, well, why not? and, as I mentioned before, I live alone so I CAN!

Okay; I'm really done.

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